The Bloomin' Bitch

The Pricing Predicament – A Thorny Issue In the ethereal world of floristry, where petals speak the language of love and colors whisper tales of celebration, there’s an unsettling trend budding amidst the beauty: wholesale flower costs are blooming beyond reason, and customers are hesitating to foot the bill. As

Hey, Cheapskate! So, you’ve got a hankering for cheap flowers, do ya? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because we’re about to dive into the thorny world of penny-pinching petal seekers. Let me paint you a picture: you stroll into a florist’s shop, eyes gleaming with visions of floral grandeur, but your

Toxic Beauties – The Dark Side of Easter Lilies Greetings, pet guardians! Today, let’s tackle a serious topic  – the not-so-friendly truth about Easter lilies. While they may seem innocent enough, these floral beauties harbor a dark secret: they’re toxic to our furry companions. Buckle up, because we’re about to

Hey there, you wild bunch of floral fanatics, and welcome to The Bloomin’ Bitch – the unapologetically blunt hub for florists who are fed up with the petals and posies facade and ready to dish out some serious sass. I’m your floral provocateur and resident wise-cracker, here to guide you